I need a teleportation device

Gas on Sunday: $2.13 a gallon
Gas on Monday: $2.47 a gallon

How in the hell does that happen?

Six!!!!

From the Tennessean:

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Texas quarterback Vince Young isn't working out at the NFL Combine, but if the buzz here yesterday is true, he may have hurt his draft status significantly without throwing a football.

With pro prospects running and jumping inside the RCA Dome, word outside began to spread that Young scored a six on the Wonderlic test given to prospects.

The 12-minute, 50-multiple choice question test is just one factor teams look at when gauging a player's intelligence. The average score for an NFL prospect is roughly 19.

The NFL doesn't make Wonderlic scores public.

Most draft experts viewed Young as a Top 3 pick. A low Wonderlic score, however, could result in him sliding in the draft if teams believe he is not capable of grasping the myriad of responsibilities of an NFL quarterback.

Players are allowed to take the test multiple times, so Young could take the test again. Word is USC quarterback Matt Leinart scored a 35 on the test, while the results for Vanderbilt QB Jay Cutler were unknown. Cutler scored in the upper-20s on the test before the NFL Combine.

where he at?

there he go.

have a great weekend. :-)

And you thought I was prone to hyperbole

From the trailer for The DaVinci Code:

"...comes the most anticipated movie thriller of our time..."

Look, I enjoyed the silly damn book. But jebus f'n cripes...

Your civic duty.

It is your civic duty to wish Mrs. KM a happy birthday. Pour out your love via email, and take care to clean up after yourselves.

Oh, right -- I'm still a Web geek.

To give my decaying HTML and CSS skills a workout, I redesigned one of my Web sites. Go see, and let me know if it in any way hurts your brain.

Miami Vice

Argh.

do you know what today is?

i ask because i'm convinced that yesterday was friday and today is monday. yesterday i got to wear jeans to work and now i'm back to our usual business casual dress code. it's 10am and my to-do list for today has pretty much been shot to hell. oh, and i get to attend a 4-hour (!) meeting later. i'm trying to convince my co-workers that no meeting should be over 2 hours unless it's an all-day retreat. and this 4-hour meeting apparently happens every month. something's gotta give. i'll start a petition if i have to.

tell me again why i wanted to use my degrees? wtf was i thinking? :P

Too good!

This was great. I love my name now!
"Make it so, number 1."
Or, more interestingly: "Moods are for cattle and loveplay, not for fighting!"
Patrick Stewart barely edged out the guy posing over a dead ox.

Yes, Ma'am!

Lots of pictures of me in England. But this was pretty random from the Daily:

It am worst movie ever!

From CRC alums Josh Kushins and Gerry Holtz, a tender and moving re-enactment of the final scene of "Of Mice and Men"... with Superman and Bizarro as George and Lenny.

Make sure you watch all the way to the end.

WTF?

Human-animal hybrids?