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Wow. Even I wouldn't write this.

And yes, they teased this column on the front page.

OK, Will...

What's the bet?



Suggestions welcome from the rest of you, of course....

Mysterious packages from Steve Jobs

I arrived home to find the Ghetto calendar at my door. Thanks, whoever sent it! I'm touched that y'all still consider me more or less Ghetto-affiliated. (=

I've been lucky enough to make good friends here in D.C., but I hope you know that I miss you guys nonetheless. Also, judging by the calendar, I'm going to have to acquire three cats, two dogs, and at least one baby if I hope to keep up with the rest of you.

Possibly two babies.