Cake n' candles
He rose from humble beginnings as an amateur poledancer, propelled to stardom by his unerring skill at fantasy football. (The squadron of deer with head-mounted lasers probably didn't hurt.) Now? He lives on his OWN ISLAND.*
Happy birthday, JRF!
*May not be entirely factual.

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Happy birthday, Old Man Jim!
Happy Birthday Jim! As important as pole dancing was to your early Ghetto career, I will never forget your magical ability to touch your tongue to your nose!
Y'know...in retrospect it was probably kinda wierd to have a montage of shirtless Jim pics on my door.
Happy Birthday, oh creator of the F Gun and the 5'10" post-up power forward.
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