That's hot

Today's lesson is brought to you by the letter H, which stands for Heatstroke.

If the heat index is well into the 100s, don't go to the driving range.
If you do decide to go to the driving range, don't choose to hit on the uncovered, baking-in-the-sun grass tees.
If you do decide to hit on the uncovered, baking-in-the-sun grass tees, don't buy the super-mega-ultra-jumbo bucket.

Egads. Thank Jebus for the pool.